Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry [website | twitter]
[video] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]
OH MY GOD.
(Source: jensensations)
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Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry [website | twitter]
[video] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]
OH MY GOD.
(Source: jensensations)
my air jordans cost a hundred with tax
my suede starters jacket says raiders on the back
i’m stylin … smilin … lookin real mean cuz
it ain’t about bein heard just bein seen
my leather adidas baseball cap
matches my fake gucci backpack
there’s nobody out there looks good as me
but the gear costs money it sure ain’t free
and i gots no job no money at all
but it’s easy to steal fresh gear from the mall
parents say i shouldn’t but i know i should
gots ta do what i can to make sure i look good
and the reason i have to look real fly
well to tell ya the truth man i don’t know why
i guess it makes me feel special inside
when i’m wearin fresh gear i don’t have to hide
but i really must get some new gear soon
or my ego will pop like a ten cent balloon
but security’s tight at all the shops
everyday there are more and more cops
my crew’s laughin at me cuz i’m wearin old gear
school’s almost over summer is near
and i’m sportin torn jordans and need somethin new
there’s only one thing left to do
cut school friday catch the subway downtown
check out my victims hangin around
maybe i’ll get lucky and find easy prey
gots to get some new gear there’s no other way
i’m ready and willin i’m packin my gun
this is serious bizness it sure ain’t no fun
but i can’t have my posse laughin at me
i’ll cop somethin dope just wait you’ll see
come out a the station west 4th near the park
brothers shootin hoops and someone remarks
HEY HOMES … WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE DEF NIKES
as i said to myself… i likes em … i likes
they were q-tip white bright and blinded my eyes
the red emblem of michael looked as if it could fly
not one spot of dirt the airs were brand new
had my pistol knew just what to do
followed him very closely behind
waited until it was just the right time
made a left turn on houston pulled out my gun and screamed
GIMME THEM JORDANS … and he tried ta run
took off fast but didn’t get far
i fired (POW) he fell between two parked cars
he was coughin/cryin/blood dripped on the street
and i snatched them air jordans off a his feet
while layin there dyin all he could say was
please … don’t take my air jordans away …
you think he’d be worried about stayin alive
as i took off with the jordans there were tears in his eyes
the very next day i bopped into school
with my brand new air jordans man was i cool
i killed to get them but hey … i don’t care
cuz now… i needs a new jacket to wear
Get there, me!
In 1851, an American psychiatrist named Samuel Cartwright discovered a mental disorder that only affected black slaves. It is called drapetomania. It is a “mental illness” that caused the slaves to flee captivity. Treatment and prevention included “whipping the devil out of them” and the cutting off of both big toes to make it physically impossible to run away.
Cartwright pointed out that the Bible calls for a slave to be submissive to his master, and by doing so, the slave will have no desire to run away.
Of course, now it is an example of pseudoscience, and scientific racism. I wish I could say that this is fake, but it’s not. Samuel Cartwright was a psychopath.
denotational: Mary River Turtle (Elusor macrurus)
- Endangered, found occurs in SE Queensland, Australia
(photo: Manda @ I Love A Sunburnt Country)
“See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn’t aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.”
Oh my god. I’m barely taller than these 8-9 year olds!
Lumpy watching the rain.
I’m currently reading my 7th book right now.
Joe Hill is my favorite author. His storytelling is just so captivating that it’s a mistake for me to start on this book at 1:34 AM. I won’t be getting any sleep tonight!
Damian Wayne
But I’m still standing! Bring it on, bitch!
Nom.
Caux Collective Introduces: Cronobreaker
Being from England, I’ve never paid too much attention to America’s favourite sports, with Football taking up the majority of my sporting affections. However, I’ve always appreciated the logos of the teams in the NFL, NHL and NBA, which have always been designed to be colour-rich and full of character, mimicking the creativity and variety in the team’s names. Add that genre of illustration to a deep-rooted love of Pokèmon, and the work of Australian Designer, Cronobreaker makes for the perfect gaming crossover.
If you would like to see more of Cronobreaker’s artwork, including more from this project named ‘Parody Stickers’ head over to his DeviantArt profile, as linked above.
These are good!
