Talking to my boyfriend's 7-year-old son
- Maceo: Me and Miguel have a club.
- me: Ooh, can I join?
- Maceo: No! It's an all-boys' club. No girls allowed!
- me: WHAT?! But I'm cool. I can totes hang with you guys.
- Maceo: I know you're cool, but you're my mom. You can't join.
- me: FINE. I'll make my own club, but only classy people can join.
- Maceo: Wait, I'm classy! Look I have my pinky up!
