This was the first of several questions about Locke & Key I was asked to answer. The takeaway here is that my nostrils are fucking HUGE. I probably have the largest nostrils of any American novelist. As Mick Jagger is to lips, I am to nostrils.
I wish you weren’t so self-conscious about your enormous gorilla-like nostrils, Joe.
I would like to request that anyone who watches this video refrain from commenting on Joe’s nostrils. Instead, buy Locke and Key.