This was the first of several questions about Locke & Key I was asked to answer. The takeaway here is that my nostrils are fucking HUGE. I probably have the largest nostrils of any American novelist. As Mick Jagger is to lips, I am to nostrils.
I wish you weren’t so self-conscious about your enormous gorilla-like nostrils, Joe.
I would like to request that anyone who watches this video refrain from commenting on Joe’s nostrils. Instead, buy Locke and Key.
Neil Gaiman making fun of Joe Hill. My mind is exploding right now.
