Subconscious Melody

thefrogman: Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:33:30 -0700

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal by Ryan McHenry [website | twitter]

[video] [h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

OH MY GOD.

Please Don't Take My Air Jordans by Reg E. Gaines

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:31:00 -0700

my air jordans cost a hundred with tax
my suede starters jacket says raiders on the back
i’m stylin … smilin … lookin real mean cuz
it ain’t about bein heard just bein seen

my leather adidas baseball cap
matches my fake gucci backpack
there’s nobody out there looks good as me
but the gear costs money it sure ain’t free

and i gots no job no money at all
but it’s easy to steal fresh gear from the mall
parents say i shouldn’t but i know i should
gots ta do what i can to make sure i look good

and the reason i have to look real fly
well to tell ya the truth man i don’t know why
i guess it makes me feel special inside
when i’m wearin fresh gear i don’t have to hide

but i really must get some new gear soon
or my ego will pop like a ten cent balloon
but security’s tight at all the shops
everyday there are more and more cops

my crew’s laughin at me cuz i’m wearin old gear
school’s almost over summer is near
and i’m sportin torn jordans and need somethin new
there’s only one thing left to do

cut school friday catch the subway downtown
check out my victims hangin around
maybe i’ll get lucky and find easy prey
gots to get some new gear there’s no other way

i’m ready and willin i’m packin my gun
this is serious bizness it sure ain’t no fun
but i can’t have my posse laughin at me
i’ll cop somethin dope just wait you’ll see

come out a the station west 4th near the park
brothers shootin hoops and someone remarks
HEY HOMES … WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE DEF NIKES
as i said to myself… i likes em … i likes

they were q-tip white bright and blinded my eyes
the red emblem of michael looked as if it could fly
not one spot of dirt the airs were brand new
had my pistol knew just what to do

followed him very closely behind
waited until it was just the right time
made a left turn on houston pulled out my gun and screamed
GIMME THEM JORDANS … and he tried ta run

took off fast but didn’t get far
i fired (POW) he fell between two parked cars
he was coughin/cryin/blood dripped on the street
and i snatched them air jordans off a his feet

while layin there dyin all he could say was
please … don’t take my air jordans away …
you think he’d be worried about stayin alive
as i took off with the jordans there were tears in his eyes

the very next day i bopped into school
with my brand new air jordans man was i cool
i killed to get them but hey … i don’t care
cuz now… i needs a new jacket to wear

Always almost at the cusp of creativity.

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:15:03 -0700

Get there, me!

In 1851, an American psychiatrist named Samuel Cartwright discovered a mental disorder that only...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:28:59 -0700

In 1851, an American psychiatrist named Samuel Cartwright discovered a mental disorder that only affected black slaves. It is called drapetomania. It is a “mental illness” that caused the slaves to flee captivity. Treatment and prevention included “whipping the devil out of them” and the cutting off of both big toes to make it physically impossible to run away.

Cartwright pointed out that the Bible calls for a slave to be submissive to his master, and by doing so, the slave will have no desire to run away.

Of course, now it is an example of pseudoscience, and scientific racism. I wish I could say that this is fake, but it’s not. Samuel Cartwright was a psychopath.

Psychopaths, not love, make the world go round.

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:38:07 -0700

rhamphotheca: denotational: Mary River Turtle (Elusor...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:50:07 -0700

rhamphotheca:

denotational: Mary River Turtle (Elusor macrurus)

- Endangered, found occurs in SE Queensland, Australia

(photo: Manda @ I Love A Sunburnt Country)

“See the TURTLE of enormous girth!
On his shell he holds the earth.
His thought is slow but always kind;
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn’t aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.”

Oh my god. I’m barely taller than these 8-9 year olds!

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:30:24 -0700

Oh my god. I’m barely taller than these 8-9 year olds!

Lumpy watching the rain.

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:33:07 -0700

Lumpy watching the rain.

24 Books in 2013

Sun, 05 May 2013 01:35:52 -0700

I’m currently reading my 7th book right now.

Joe Hill is my favorite author. His storytelling is just so captivating that it’s a mistake for me to start on this book at 1:34 AM. I won’t be getting any sleep tonight!

Damian Wayne

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:06:29 -0700

Damian Wayne

Life has been kicking my ass for the last few years.

Fri, 03 May 2013 18:51:43 -0700

But I’m still standing! Bring it on, bitch!

scottfriday: still one of my favorite things i’ve ever seen on...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:44:00 -0700

scottfriday:

still one of my favorite things i’ve ever seen on the internet.

I’m just dead, man.

Photo

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:46:14 -0700

Nom.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:35:35 -0700

Nom.

cauxcollective: Caux Collective Introduces: Cronobreaker Being...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:55:11 -0700

cauxcollective:

Caux Collective Introduces: Cronobreaker

Being from England, I’ve never paid too much attention to America’s favourite sports, with Football taking up the majority of my sporting affections. However, I’ve always appreciated the logos of the teams in the NFL, NHL and NBA, which have always been designed to be colour-rich and full of character, mimicking the creativity and variety in the team’s names. Add that genre of illustration to a deep-rooted love of Pokèmon, and the work of Australian Designer, Cronobreaker makes for the perfect gaming crossover.

If you would like to see more of Cronobreaker’s artwork, including more from this project named ‘Parody Stickers’ head over to his DeviantArt profile, as linked above.

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These are good!

What.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:35:56 -0700

What.

Maceo wrote this for me. “… in an oven of...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:55:59 -0700

Maceo wrote this for me. “… in an oven of love”. Hilarious!

Hey there, vault hunter!

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:23:48 -0700

Hey there, vault hunter!

My dog, Lumpy.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:57:02 -0700

My dog, Lumpy.

minnnty said: dshfjsasjfhdsdlkfh SAY WORD? Windows phone apps are so terrible.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:52:49 -0700

What? That’s not true. The Tumblr app is especially awesome.